1. We know all the positions.
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation.
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing.
5. We're perfectionists: we keep going until we hit it.
6. We can shake it like no other.
7. After a quick intermission, we're ready to go at it again.
8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
10. One word: FLEXIBILITY!
11. We LOVE doing it in front of the mirror.
12. We like everything like our pointe shoes - HARD.
13. We keep going no matter how bad it hurts.
14. Our moves are always perfectly choregraphed.
15. We don't yell and scream, our job is to make you yell and scream.
16. We don't have to hold pom-poms so our hands are always free.
17. We aren't afraid of an audience.
18. We are always wearing tights.
19. Underwear doesn't get in the way because we don't wear any.
20. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies.
21. A strip tease is not an option, it's part of our inherent nature.
22. We're always up to try new things.
23. We put our feet to good work.
24. We like to spread our legs real wide.
25. We like to bounce a lot.
26. We can balance on anything.
27. We can bend over really far.
28. We don't stop until the music is over or a fuse gets blown.
29. We can do it all on one leg.
30. We'll break you in by banging you on the floor, just like our shoes.
31. Thanks to quick changes, we can get in and out of clothes in less than 30 seconds.
32. We have amazing stamina and can perform several times a day.
33. We like being videotaped so we can improve.
34. We do what we're told .
35. We know a good performance when we see one.
36. We can do it in high heels, bare feet, however you'd like.
37. We can do it anywhere we please.
38. We like playing dress up, and can be any character you want us to be.
39. We never fake a performance.
40. We stradle whenever we can.
41. We can hold any position for any amount of time.
42. We are completely comfortable with our legs above our heads.
43. We perform well under pressure.
44. We aren't afraid of a little competition.
45. We're masters at improvising and freestyle.
46. We have perfect hand and arm control.
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